Saturday 25 May 2013

Authorship Debate....

MY LAST BLOG ENTRY. Askdgslfbslufgiewugfaufoaiegfuiasvfludsavfusgufds. *screams*

I had to memorize my Macbeth lines, wear ugly costumes, wear ugly make-up, film our play, and present in in front of our class. After presenting it I thought we were done with SHAKESPEARE AND MACBETH AND HIS PLAYS AND EVERYTHING. But no. There's this 43 pages booklet that I have to answer.


I don't like Shakespeare. I don't like Macbeth. I don't like plays. And I DON'T LIKE BOOKLETS. *heart slowly breaking*

AUTHORSHIP DEBATE.

SOMEONE WROTE ALL THOSE PLAYS. PEOPLE SAY IT'S SHAKESPEARE, OTHERS THINK IT'S SOMEONE ELSE.
DO WE CARE WHO WROTE THEM? NO, WE DON'T.
WHY AM I DOING THIS? BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
WHY AM I WRITING IN ALL-CAPS? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT.

There was no google. No wikipedia. Didn't I mention this in my last entry? Doesn't matter. NO GOOGLE. NO WIKIPEDIA. NO PHONES. NO INTERNET. NO LAPTOPS. NO NOTHING.
He's probably the one who wrote them.
If not, then the options are.
a) Someone wrote them and Shakespeare took them.
b) Shakespeare paid someone to write them.
c) Someone wrote them and gave them to Shakespeare.
d) There was more than one William Shakespeare.
e) Someone wrote them and named himself/herself William Shakespeare.

BUT NO ONE CARES.
Not my best blog entry. But I can't believe I won't be blogging anymore.


Relevant or irrelevant is the question....

I was reading my brother's sheet that says BLOGGING: tips for writing a good blog and all that. Well it says that I should have a title that's catchy and interesting. *inserts a check mark* I should get to the point *inserts a check mark* .. *lists everything* *inserts a check mark* 

My ba-log is amaiiiiziingg. Don't you think? 
Back to my topic the relevant or irrelevant thing...... 

People are going to tell you Shakespeare is still relevant... Ask them why and the answer is "Because he is." 

We don’t even know who the guy was.
Perhaps Shakespeare was born today.
Possibly he died today.
I say he is relevant... Just think of it I mean his plays are too dramatic but they touch your heart, like Romeo and Juliet; I know I was sad when they died.

Now let's think of it logically; maybe he's never been more relevant.

Honestly, I don't care whether he is relevant or not. BUT I HAVE TO WRITE THIS.

Okay, although his plays and sonnets were written ages ago, they are still relevant today because of the issues that Shakespeare addresses in them. He understand human nature and emotions so well. How? I DON'T KNOW. One thing I know, is that they are still popular because they're all about human nature and emotions which are two topics that don't change.

Some of those sonnets and plays are about death, love, and understanding everything.

 Death, everyone fears death, when you die you're not alive anymore, I mean, it's weird when you think of it. Where do you go? What happens when you're dead? No one knows.

 Love. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. What is it good for? NOTHING. Yes, nothing. Relationships are complicated, but I know how to have one.

How to have a RELATIONSHEEP.

 Understanding everything. It's basically understanding time and change.

Shakespeare is still relevant because people still fear death, love, try to understand time and changes happening. I have a point.
"AS LONG AS YOU LALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALA LAAVEEE MEE." -Justin Bieber
I know that has nothing to do with my blog, but it's stuck in my head.

So now, where was I? Yes, I have a point.

Some people say Shakespeare didn't write all those plays. N o o n e a c t u a l l y c a r e s. They were written anyway.

Shakespeare IS STILL RELEVANT. He wrote all those plays without using google or wikipedia. I had to research this in order to find out whether he is still relevant or not.

Goodbyeya'll. 

Sunday 19 May 2013

Shakespeare was a popular guy...

Don't you dare doubt that, because he was actually a reeeaaaalllyyyy popular guy.
Here's why.

"He was not of an age, but for all time." -Ben Johnson

In every decade there was some Shakespearean adaptation. Some of Shakespeare's work has been made into some scenes added together to create a movie. Tbh, some of the film version are even boring-er (if that's even in the dictionary) than the plays themselves.

Those movies are basically showing how much people love and admire Shakespeare, therefore they are making movies out of plays.

There are too many plays that have been made into movies..... But too bad I'm listing all of them.

Hamlet:
Acting Hamlet in the village of Mrdusa Donja
The Angel of Vengeance- The Female Hamlet
Hamlet (1900) (1908) (1912) (1913) (1921) (1948) (1964) (1969) (1990) (1996) (2000) (2009 tv film). They are different movies made directed in different years....
And then there's Hamlet 2 and Hamlet and Hamlet and Hamlet.........

I tell you what, I'm not listing all of this because they're too manyyy.....
Ever heard of wikipedia?
Yeah well they've got good information....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Films_based_on_works_by_William_Shakespeare
^This has all the plays that have been made into movies and the names of those movies......

I've realized that almost in all of Shakespeare's plays the people have to die....... In Macbeth, Lady Macbeth dies... In Romeo and Juliet they both die.

I mean................................


Oh and his plays are even in songs....
Taylor swift sang this song called "Love story"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E

Well...

-GoodbyeForNow......................

Monday 6 May 2013

HAHA! DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS.

In Shakespeare's day, the journey from Stratford to London took four days on foot, two on a horse. Shakespeare, new to London, probably took time to settle down. His London was the area around the old St. Paul's cathedral. The theatres were across the river in wicked Southwark. Westminster, site of Whitehall Palace, was a couple of miles to the west. there, in ancient halls, the great affairs of state were decided; there the queen contended with the pope and her other foreign and domestic enemies. Later, James catered to his favorites and dreamed of establishing absolute monarchy and universal peace. However, their majesties both liked plays, so there was hope for an aspiring playwright. There was the prospect of pleasure and success, though there was also risk. Perhaps that's why Shakespeare left his family in Stratford; to take his place in the London theatre-and eventually, literary immortality. You might not like Shakespeare but his plays are definitely something to look forward to. I mean, Romeo and Juliet? WHAT A GREAT LOVE STORY!! Macbeth, taught me how to kill someone. That woman has really good ideas tbh (to be honest).

His Plays:
Back to my point. His plays are really good. Ya'll know he wrote THIRTY SEVEN PLAYS. #TooMuch
 He wrote tragedies, including: Antony and Cleopatra, Coriolanus, Hamlet, Julius Caesar, King Lear, Macbeth, Othello, Romeo and Juliet, Timon of Athens and Titus Andronicus; histories such as: Henry IV, Part I; Henry IV, Part II; Henry V; Henry VI, Part I; Henry VI, Part II; Henry VI, Part III; Henry VIII; King John; Richard II; and Richard III. He also wrote comedies such as All's Well That Ends Well, As You Like It, The Comedy Of Errors, Cymbeline, Love's Labours Lost, Measure for Measure, The Merry Wives of Windsor, The Merchant of Venice, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Much Ado About Nothing, Pericles Prince Of Tyre, The Taming of the Shrew, The Tempest, Troilus and Cressida, Twelfth Night, Two Gentlemen of Verona, and The Winter's Tale. Man, it took me a really long time to type that.

Defining:
Tragedies end with the downfall or death of the protagonist, or main character. Shakespeare's Macbeth is a clear example of the genre.
Comedies show ordinary people in conflict with society. Comedic conflicts typically arise from misunderstanding, deceptions, disapproving, authority figures, and mistaken identities, and are always resolved happily. Some comic protagonists are ridiculous; others are sympathetic and likable.
And histories, well you can tell what historical plays are about by reading the word "histories". So I'm going to skip defining that.

I'M TRYING TO BE INFORMAL. IS IT WORKING?

Something I heard:
I heard that The Tempest, which may have been Shakespeare's last play, is often regarded as his farewell to theatre. One speech, given by a character named Prospero, seems to embody this farewell. Prospero has just staged elaborate, magical play-within-a-play in which "spirits" are the actors, but he quickly ends it when he recalls what he must do to thwart his enemies.
 In his speech, the references to the vanishing scenery of the pay could also refer to a vanishing world: "The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, /The solemn temples, the great globe itself...." This double reference to reality and play is supported by his pun on the word globe, which could refer to the Earth or to the Globe theatre, where so many of Shakespeare's dramas were staged. In good Elizabethan fashion, Shakespeare equates life with theatre, at the same time suggesting illusory quality of life.

IS THIS TOO LONG FOR YA'LL? BECAUSE I HEARD MY PREVIOUS POSTS OR ENTRIES OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM ARE JUST TOO LONG.
YOU SATISFIED NOW?

I don't know what to say. I listed all the plays which is an amazing achievement. 
HAHA. ME IS FUNNY THOUGH. No? #Kthxbye .. Didn't want your opinion anyway.